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Name Jokes

Highlight the space under the question to see the name!

What do you call a guy that got buried?
Doug.

What do you call a guy that did not get buried?
Douglas.

What do you call a guy that did not have sex?
Humphrey.

What do you call a guy that has a lot of spears?
Lancelot.

What do you call a guy that likes rattling weapons?
Shakespeare.

What do you call a guy that lost his car?
Carlos.

What do you call a guy that likes lying in front of a door?
Matt.

What do you call a girl that wants to be a boy and keeps on saying "duh"?
Amanda.

What do you call a guy that likes to move his head up and down?
Bob.

What do you call a guy that always uses his 15 credit cards?
Bill.

What do you call a couple that likes crafting weapons?
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

What do you call a girl that is chicken?
Cissy.

What do you call a guy that is on the phone right now?
Colin.

What do you call a guy that always grades your tests?
Mark.

What do you call a guy that likes stealing?
Rob.

What do you call a girl that is stealing right now?
Robin.

Kudos to Xiang Yi for coming up with the jokes with me XD

Some holiday this is.

Headstrong - Trapt

One of my favorite songs of all time, i'll see if i can upload it to background music...


Circling your, circling your, circling your head,
Contemplating everything you ever said
Now I see the truth, I got doubt
A different motive in your eyes and now I’m out
See you later

I see your fantasy, You want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, Inside of our heads yeah
Well now that’s over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide


[Chorus:]
Back off I’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong we’re Headstrong
Back off I’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong
I can’t give everything away
I won’t give everything away


Conclusions manifest, your first impressions got to be your very best
I see you’re full of shit, and that’s alright
That’s how you play, I guess you’ll get through every night
Well now that’s over
I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, inside of our heads (yeah) Well now that’s over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide

[Chorus]


I know, I know all about [x3]
I know, I know all about your motives inside, and your decision to hide

[Chorus]

Army Maxim

Our duty is not to reason why:
It is but to Do or Die.

GLADIATOR!!

Zomg ok todays PE class was the best one so far... we played GLADIATORRRRRR!!~

omg i wish we had taken some fotos they woulda come out beautiful. aanyway..

i grabbed 2 coites alltogether XP kudos to XY and cyrus, they tought me the value of rushing in at the start.. lol the first time i ran stragiht down the left and Sarah was blocking the doorway to the coits. i just kept on running and she screamed like hell, right in my ear. i think i rammed her but not sure XP sorry sarah if i did. i grabbed the coit and ran back out.. and sarah yelled straght in my other ear. u.u *digs in ear* still ringing.

the second one was just as fun.. ran in, grabbed it and ran out. it was kinda confusing cuz they had our palace maze thingy that we took ages to start up, and there was justin kwong standing like in the hoop i was like o.o where are the coits.. then matilda came in and found them in the dark corner thingy. i grabbed one and she grabbed one and i just ran like hell.. i think some people said i cheated or sth but i didnt feel anything..

haiz.. tough shit is that 2 people twisted ankles, ee leng and ernest the tree.. hope u feeling beta em.

dude my entire left side is kinda tingly. in the second round, i was going for the coits.. sunyan threw his ball at me rlli rlli hard and i managed to block it with my ball, but still it took away my time and i was heading straght for him.. whammo. i slammed into him and he got knocked to the floor.. i fell too and managed to twist so that i didnt land on him. i got up faster than him then was promptly hit by a ball. u.u"

gladiator ranks as one of my favorite games... the adren' rush is incredible.. heart pumping non stop and i didnt wanna stop. need to play more dudes! hopefully we'll play before cny again XP

Who I Am Hates Who I've Been - Reliant K

Once again, this is not to you.

"Who I Am Hates Who I've Been"

I watched the proverbial sunrise
Coming up over the Pacific and
You might think I'm losing my mind,
But I will shy away from the specifics...

'cause I don't want you to know where I am
'cause then you'll see my heart
In the saddest state it's ever been.

This is no place to try and live my life.

[Pre-Chorus]
Stop right there. That's exactly where I lost it.
See that line. Well I never should have crossed it.
Stop right there. Well I never should have said
That it's the very moment that
I wish that I could take back.

[Chorus]
I'm sorry for the person I became.
I'm sorry that it took so long for me to change.
I'm ready to be sure I never become that way again
'cause who I am hates who I've been.
Who I am hates who I've been.

I talk to absolutely no one.
Couldn't keep to myself enough.
And the things bottled inside have finally begun
To create so much pressure that I'll soon blow up.

I heard the reverberating footsteps
Synching up to the beating of my heart,
And I was positive that unless I got myself together,
I would watch me fall apart.

And I can't let that happen again
'cause then you'll see my heart
In the saddest state it's ever been.
This is no place to try and live my life.

[Pre-Chorus x2]
[Chorus]

Who I am hates who I've been
And who I am will take the second chance you gave me.
Who I am hates who I've been
'cause who I've been only ever made me...

So sorry for the person I became.
So sorry that it took so long for me to change.
I'm ready to be sure I never become that way again
'cause who I am hates who I've been.
Who I am hates who I've been.

The last week of school saying

The last week of school is to give the students as much shit as they can take...
then give them even more..

-Me~

Beaut Banner

Pwnage banner!~ customized for me by my CB friend!

Kudos Renren~

"Urban Ninja" Clips

EDITED: 12th December: added minutes and descriptions. n_n enjoy
Zomg these guys are soo good~~ watch them all!!



00:42 - matrix skills~
00:49 - ohhh synced backflips!!
01:13 - duet~
01:39 - hahaha the dude between the mats got seriously pwntt



00:20 - zomg double lat-spin... jeez
00:47 - when i saw that i was like O_O HOWTF DID HE DO TAT!?
01:18 - ooooohh robo pwnage
01:24 - hahaha the hat landed bang on his head~ haha
01:27 - haha this dude even beta den the original~/span>
01:34 - woah~ lolz it looks so wierd~
01:52-02:12 - hahaha screwups!!
01:56 - AHAHAAHAHAH XDXDXD
02:05 - XD that guy got stuck.. and the dudes that slammed him.. ahahaha.. when the first dude slammed him he was like omfgwtf!!! XD
02:16 - bizzare neh?
02:45 - AWW MAN MASS MATRIX!! beaut
02:56-03:04 - dude sweet synced moves~



00:20-00:28 - nice fight sequence. loved the backflip evade~
00:50 - ooh numbchuck pwnage!
01:15 - stick!! still my favorite weapon apart from the sword.
02:02 - synced backflips!
02:08 - haha synced matrix!! not as good as ^ tho..
02:15 - the only way to throw away rubbish~
02:22 - haha synced matrix!!better than 02:08
02:31 - wow this is impressive neh? wall run.
03:04 - wall jumps! reminds me of mario.
the fightsecquences are kinda lame.. nice music tho.

THEY SO GOOODODD~~~

Paradoxes

Paradoxes are so cool!! I'm going to post some up~


A ursurper takes the throne and creates a new rule: No rules apply to me.

The question is, do rules apply or do they not?


Someone has a perfectly straight branch with an infinite length. He starts a countdown of 1 minute. After half the time (30 secs) has gone by, he halves the branch. After half the remaining time (15 secs) he halves both branches, and so on every time half the time has gone by.

The question is, at the end of the minute, how many pieces are there? How long is each branch?


Someone has a lightbulb with a on/off switch. He starts a countdown of 1 minute. After half the time (30 secs) has gone by, he turns it on. After half the remaining time (15 secs) has gone by, he turns it off, and so on, pressing the switch after half the time has gone by.

The question is, at the end of the minute, is the lightbulb on or off?


A stranger greets you and says that he is from the future. he gives you a ring, then vanishes. When you grow up, you build a time machine. You go back and give your younger self the ring.

The question is, where did the ring come from?


I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is: I have no good news.
The good news is: I have no bad news.


The below statement is true.
The above statement is false.


UPDATE:
If everything is possible,
Then it is impossible for anything to be impossible.
But isn't being impossible something that contradicts the first sentence?
(Kudos Deon)


These are going to turn your brain into mush~

Ice Hockey - Goalie!

ZOMG!! Today's ice hockey was sooo funnn~~

like last week, our (my friends, "classmates" of sorts) coach Ryan suggested doing goalie next week. everyone wanted to try, so we would do like one or two every week.. I was first to raise my hand!

so htis week, i was goalie. like zomg, sooo much stuff... the pads were huge, i had to wear a chest plate, shoulder pads, padded shorts and big glove thingys! when i get pics ill post them, but didnt get any this week u_u

soo.. skating with them wasnt too bad actually.. and it was fun! my frineds lifted the puck at me, but i bloked them easy.. then one shot hit me in the sensitive parts. and i wasnt wearing a cup. YEOWWWW...

the hard bit was when they started taking closer shots. my first time, so not rlli used to the kit. neways, i managed to block a few, but still it hurt when i took them in the chest...

i love being goalie!! its funn, you get to deflect them with your hands and stick. problem is you gotta hunch over, and the stick is awkward... sitll its fun having the puck lifted at your face~

ill post pics up when i get them, maybe 3 weeks from now.. lol be patient~